Doofenshmirtz's Daily Dirt - ACTUALLY USEFUL INTERNET ACRONYMS

ACTUALLY USEFUL INTERNET ACRONYMS is the first episode of Doofenshmirtz's Daily Dirt. It was released on January 3, 2013.

Plot
The episode starts off with Doofenshmirtz mentioning that it's not really daily dirt, it's weekly dirt but he calls it daily dirt because of the alliteration. He starts talking about internet acronyms. He talks about the laugh out loud acronym, "'LOL". He also mentions "ROFL" and "BRB". He talks about how he loves actual words more than acronyms. He mentions the word form of the acronym as "That's funny" and how it takes the same amount of time and syllables for the word. He makes up some "useful" acronyms. He starts off with FBNRL which means "Funny But Not Really Laughing". He mentions MODPPAP which according to him means "My Online Dating Profile Pictures Are Photoshopped". Then, he mentions what he thinks to be the best acronym ever, RIHNIHTWGIMHF which means "Really I Have No Idea How That Website Got Into My History Folder". Then, Doofenshmirtz's "Buzzer of Doom" rings and that means that Doofenshmirtz has to end the episode. He can't wait to hear his new theme song he'll use for his episodes, "It's time for Doofenshmirtz's Daily Dirt.". He then mentions another acronym, SEDLTBBB which means "Stay Evil and Don't Let The Bed Bugs Bite". The Doofenshmirtz's Daily Dirt jingle plays and it zooms back to the episode. Doofenshmirtz says bye and the episode ends.

YouTube release date
January 3, 2014

Cast
Dan Povenmire as Heinz Doofenshmirtz

Transcript
Heinz Doofenshmirtz: It's time for Doofenshmirtz Daily Dirt. ''Um... it's it's um... yeah, it's actually Doof's Weekly Dirt but it doesn't sound cool without the alliteration. Alliteration, that's, that's like all those D's at the front.''

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Heinz Doofenshmirtz: ''Heinz Doofenshmirtz here dishing the daily dirt. And by dirt, I mean something embarrassingly stupid like uh... like for instance: internet acronyms, LOL, ROFL, BRB. Ever heard of those things called words? How 'bout saying "that's funny". That takes just as much time as LOL. It's less syllables actually. ...No, it's the same syllables but it... but it takes less... it takes the same amount of time. It's English!''

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Heinz Doofenshmirtz: ''So here's what I did, I made up some acronyms that will actually be useful. Okay, here we go. We got uh... FBNRL which is "Funny But Not Really Laughing". Uh... MODPPAP, "My Online Dating Profile Pictures Are Photoshopped". Or, this... this one's really good, RIHNIHTWGIMHF. I think that one's gonna catch on. It means "Really I Have No Idea How That Website Got Into My History Folder".''

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(Loud alarm sound)

Heinz Doofenshmirtz: ''Whoopsie, buzzer of doom means I'm out of here! I can't wait to hear my new theme song again. This has been Doof's Daily Dirt! SEDLTBBB and that means "Stay Evil and Don't Let The Bed Bugs Bite".''

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(Jingle playing)

Heinz Doofenshmirtz: ''Seriously, bed bugs are a real problem in certain parts of the country. See ya!''

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(Phineas and Ferb Logo)