Doofenshmirtz's Daily Dirt - I CAN HAZ CAT PICTURES?

I CAN HAZ CAT PICTURES? is the second episode of Doofenshmirtz's Daily Dirt. It was released on January 4, 2013.

Plot
Doofenshmirtz hates adorabe cat pictures like with cats with tuxedos, invisible motorcycles, and stuffed into a loaf of bread with the caption of "Me likey cheeseburger". He corrects it with "I am likely a cheeseburger" which he thinks that's what they are suppose to say when making the caption. He also talks about different foods an how he hates certain food combinations.

YouTube release date
January 4, 2014

Cast
Dan Povenmire as Heinz Doofenshmirtz

Transcript
Heinz Doofenshmirtz: It's time for Doofenshmirtz Daily Dirt.

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Heinz Doofenshmirtz: ''Let's talk about another internet mainstay, funny cat pictures! Ooh, I hate those adorable pictures of cats wearing tuxedos or riding invisible motorcycles or stuffed into a loaf of bread with a caption like "Me likey cheeseburgers". I mean, that's wrong on so many levels! First of all, it's "I likey cheeseburgers", not "Me likey cheeseburgers". Not "Me". You don't say "Me likey cheeseburgers" 'cause it's grammatically incorrect and I'm a stickler for that. C'mon cat, small children are looking up to you. At least, use your pronouns correctly! Secondly, "likey" is spelled incorrectly. The word is "likely", "I'm likely a cheeseburger". At least I think that's what they're trying to say. And thirdly, let's get back to the real crime here and that's... wait a second... cats don't even speak English.''

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Heinz Doofenshmirtz: ''Come to think of it, the idea of a animal's talking is really terrifying to me. Honestly, if a cat just opened his mouth and started speaking incomplete sentences, that would scare the yogurt out of me because I just had yogurt earlier. Hmm, you know what else would cause me to have involuntary dairy discharge, fruit and cheese platters? Why are those two foods in particular paired together? That doesn't sound like a good combination to me. It's like, okay, I'm feeling, like... some cheese but I'm trying to wart off scurvy's so I'll have some fruit as well.''

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Heinz Doofenshmirtz: ''Catch you on the flip-flop! That's my new catch phrase. I... I don't mean actually on a flip-flop. I don't want to catch you on a sandal. It just m... Ah, never mind. Peace out!''

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